Fuck, I love this.

I'll touch your butt for twelve dollars.
fuckyeahpokememe: By the age of 13, most children who have been substantially exposed to Pokemon begin to develop dangerous anti-social habits. The lucky few become withdrawn and reclusive, however the vast majority show worse tendencies: Some experiment with homosexuality, others may rebel against Christianity, converting to Islam or worse: Atheism. If not placed in a caring, Christian home the teenage Pokemon fan is on a one-way ticket to hell. (VIA) Everything makes sense now.

fuckyeahpokememe:

By the age of 13, most children who have been substantially exposed to Pokemon begin to develop dangerous anti-social habits. The lucky few become withdrawn and reclusive, however the vast majority show worse tendencies: Some experiment with homosexuality, others may rebel against Christianity, converting to Islam or worse: Atheism. If not placed in a caring, Christian home the teenage Pokemon fan is on a one-way ticket to hell.

(VIA)

Everything makes sense now.

  1. choronekos reblogged this from billspc and added:
    Okay, I know Al doesn’t have tumblr, but the rest of you should get it when I say… ~HOMOSEXUALITY~
  2. through-the-moonlight reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    lolwot? So dumb…
  3. touchmedirty reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    Everything makes sense now.
  4. jack-sylvane reblogged this from fypblog
  5. mia-filiasco reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    ___________________________ so… pokemon awoke my gayness? 0.0 SWEEEEET! I EVOLVED.
  6. imsocrispahy reblogged this from thesilentorator
  7. thesilentorator reblogged this from zeusisaloser and added:
    “converting to Islam or worse: Atheism.” I lol’d SO FUCKING HARD right there.
  8. zeusisaloser reblogged this from billspc and added:
    OH GOD. IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME.
  9. yourownpetremee reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    … How am I even supposed
  10. tagath reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    J’adore les intégristes religieux. Ils sont comme Twilight. Sans eux, j’aurai vachement moins d’occasion de rire.
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  12. squidyfoxboy reblogged this from clnhll and added:
    I always wanted to move to a warmer climate…
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  14. jetset-radio reblogged this from billspc and added:
    This explains so much.
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  17. lilepo reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  18. parkerseverything reblogged this from clnhll and added:
    “…converting to Islam or worse: …” It’s like he’s saying Islam is bad, and as a Muslim, I feel highly offended.
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  20. achewater reblogged this from fypblog and added:
    Well, that explains everything.
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  24. bunnicula reblogged this from coffeegrounded and added:
    I guess you’re expecting me to say “that explains a lot.”
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