January 2012
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
Watchryanhatesthis:
heyveronica:
WHAT IS THIS?
I’m speechless.
Watchrevinski:
thedukeoflions:
eyesbiglove-crumbs:
oceanastronaut:
GOD
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
OHYMGOD
OH MY OGJDFOJOFD AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Beautiful beautiful art.
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December 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Rilo Kiley (16)
Regina Spektor (9)
Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins (5)
Taylor Swift (5)
Beyoncé (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
the-vashta-nerada:
fun fact about the human body!
if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
you would have enough
to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
My Facebook news feed every day..
peetaah:
Oh look. More shit I already saw on Tumblr…
